Bush: Vacation Ruined By 'Stupid Dead Soldier' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "President Bush concluded his summer vacation by holding an informal press conference Monday to address grieving mother Cindy Sheehan, saying 'her damn dead son ruined my whole summer vacation.'

Bush addressed Mrs. Sheehan, who was not present, by saying 'a mother should not have to bury her son this way, by which I mean allowing her son's death to destroy his commander-in-chief's one chance to relax and unwind.'"

(Via The Onion.)