Night Light: torture's #1 fan to visit Afghanistan: "Hey, college guys, remember when the guys at Alpha Sigma Sigma kept us chained naked in a room for 18 days with only water and thin cereal to eat? Man, those guys were crazy! Remember when they desecrated our holy book and forced us to say we hate Jesus or Abraham or Moses? Dude, that was just nuts. Remember all those times they made us pretend to f**k each other, and broke those glowsticks and poured the chemicals all over us? When they hid us from Amnesty International and the UN? Then when they said all serious-like that they were going to rape our parents? Remember when they kept those vicious dogs barking and snapping at us, then finally let one go and it ripped open my leg and all that blood? Bro, man, those guys were ... a little harsh, huh. And remember those guys who died? Yeah, man. They just died, just like that. And right before finals."
(Via Night Light.)
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