Revenge of the Stiff Or, He Asked for It: "These remarks inspired the little satire, below. Note: Anyone can play. Just copy the [sic] the script treatment for Star Wars III from this site, paste it into a text file, and perform a quick series of 'find-and-replace' maneuvers. I advise 'George W.' for Anakin, 'Frist' for Palpatine, 'Obi-Colin' for Obi-wan Kenobe and Obi-wan, 'Laura' for Padme, 'Saddam' for Count Dooku and Dooku, 'Tariq Aziz' for General Grievous,and 'Yo-Brentscocrow' for Yoda. You can also accomplish the same thing at Get Me a Rewrite."

(Via Informed Comment.)