The Onion | Report: U.S. Foreign Policy Hurting American Students' Chances Of Getting Laid Abroad: "American students traveling abroad confirm the findings of a study indicating that Washington's unilateral approach to foreign policy has seriously undermined Americans' chances of getting laid.

'I've been in Amsterdam for two months and have yet to begin a conversation with a cute girl that hasn't ended in a lecture about how big, evil America is taking everyone's oil,' said college sophomore Brad Higgs, a participant in Johns Hopkins University's study-abroad program."

(Via The Onion.)