join the Christian right or kill yourself: "A coalition of advocacy groups is objecting to 4parents.gov, the government-funded (that is to say, you-funded) website that promotes abstinence as the dominant form of sex education.  It's even worse than tthey're saying:   A quick glance of the website soon leads you to a condom quiz that is all about how they don't work.   In the age of AIDS, your tax dollars are being used to discourage condom use.  What the advocacy groups also failed to mention is that the first recommendation the website makes for avoiding teenaged depression is ... going to church.   Yeah, that's gonna cheer up the little Goth in your life, isn't it?"

(Via Night Light.)