Dear Mr. President Letters: "Dear Mr. President,

You often say, 'Whoever is not with us, is against us.' However, Jesus says in Mark 9:40, 'Whoever is not against us is for us.' Mr. President, your approach, although slightly different in syntax, is significantly different in meaning than the approach of the founder of the faith which you profess to practice. Your phrasing advocates pre-emptive violence, whereas Jesus' advocates pre-emptive peace."

(ViaTimothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency.)