The first annual "Send a Heretic to Prison!" contest: "December 4, 2004%u2014Dear Great Americans Everywhere, to celebrate our great moral victory in the November election, the newly formed White House Office of Homeland Heresy is sponsoring its first annual 'Send a Heretic to Prison!' contest. Who are the heretics in your neighborhood? What makes them a dangerous heretic? Point them out to us. With your help, we will once again make America safe for the 17th century."

(Via OnlineJournal.com.)