Friday, December 24, 2004

Bill O'Reilly is big blubbering vagina.: "Bill O'Reilly gets a major chubby every time he says the phrase 'fair and balanced.' That's my theory anyway, otherwise he wouldn't say it in spite of the fact that FOX News' slogan is: 'we report, you decide.' I love that slogan, because it makes me feel empowered. They report, I DECIDE! Wow, it's almost as if I'm being reminded that I still have the capacity for critical thinking, but only insofar as I tune into their network for the delightful and not gruesome Gretta Van Susteren."

It's the end of the year, why not have some fun in the bloggin?

(Via The Best Page In The Universe.)